IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS

Taste:

It’s like it tried to hit the notes of a creamy vodka, a clean vodka, and a rotgut vodka at the same time. Failing at being any of them, but still being terrible.

Aftertaste:

That is just not good, by any measure of the word by which Webster’s Dictionary defines: “of a favorable character or tendency”.

Burn/Smooth:

The phrase ‘oh god, oh god, oh sweet maple syrup covered jesus’ was said. This may not be the fire gut of 151 Bacardi, but damn.

Aroma:

So there’s a bit of creaminess, but no. It would be a lie to you dear reader if it was not properly explained this smells like floor cleaner.

Honesty:

That text reads like the Smirnoff of Latvia. Which to be honest at this point with so other little interaction with Latvia – fuck Latvia. Your vodka is garbage, and until proven otherwise let’s assume your entire country is too.